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"Cindy Scoundrel" on Wikipedia
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i was bored one day, so i found a site called wikipedia, which is where you can make your own articles about anything.
it's called the "internet encyclopedia".
i made a person called "Cindy Scroundel", and now if you type up eric radloff in yahoo or google etc., this article will
come up on like a dozen websites...and he doesn't exist. it was finally deleted off of Wikipedia (some people's jobs are to
find fake articles) and one guy said that they should make a top-ten longest lasting hoaxes ever. So i guess this was a bigger
deal than i thought! the article is this:
"Cindy Scroundel"
"Cindy Scroundel" (born August 23, 1981) is one of the most prolific Russian singers and songwriters, writing
some lines for Limp Bizkit, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, and her own bands.
Scroundel was born in Moscow, Russia by Sergei and Katherine Scroundel. Katherine came from America to Russia
as a missionary in 1978 and met Sergei within 15 minutes of touchdown at the luggage
claim area. Cindy was then born a little over 3 years later.
At a young age Scroundel would plink around with a piano and
soon began composing at the young age of 7. Cindy started performing his compositions at recitals and people noticed
his talent. Concerts were set up for young Scroundel and some Russians began comparing him to famous composer Sergei Prokofiev.
Bands
Scroundel was a member of three bands. Her first was Gillian's
Licorice (1996-1997), which she wrote the music for and sang lead vocals. Only one album
(self-titled ) was released but it never reached the charts. His second band, Zercules (1998-2000), released two albums. One was self-titled, and the other album was
Georgio, named after his favorite pizza place in Moscow. None reached the charts. Her current band, Speetzo (2000-current), has released four albums. One was self-titled. The first
one to ever reach the charts, Zercules (named after his old band), peaked at 187 on the top 200 albums sold in Russia. Another
album, Lillian, didn't reach the charts. Just Another James, the latest and most succesful album, peaked at 68 on the top
200 albums in Russia. Just Another James provided the first top 40 Russian hit, Why Now? which reached the number seven position
on the charts. Another album is in the making and should be around in July of 2006. It is rumoured to be called יהוהיהוה,
which is Hebrew for Tetragrammaton.
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so yeah, thats the article, and these are the complaints it got for being in existence
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So that concludes that. You can still find this on many websites, just type in "Cindy
Scroundel" on google and see how many use this article. Now they don't let just anybody write articles on Wikipedia,
and i like to think i contributed to that...yes.
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Cindy's Adventures in Nintendoland
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okay, back in like 3rd or 4th grade, i was the biggest dork in the world. you really have no idea. i made up things like
f-news and thingamon...its ridiculous. of course jeffrey was my best friend back then, so he contributed a lot to my dorkness.
i always used to go onto a site called www.nintendoland.com because i had a super nintendo and that had a bunch of things about old crappy nintendos (not like the new, awesome SIXTY
FOUR!) so yeah. there were also these things called "fanfics". fan fictions were stories about characters that were made up
by somebody else, but you put them into a story. i made two of them. they are horrible. but just remember that i was what...like
10 or 11. you can find them on nintendoland, under fanfics, and change the settings at the top to super mario bros, by score,
reversed. i am on the 4th page (one ranked 32nd overall) and 6th page (ranked 51st). so yep. enjoy i guess! it'll start off
with the description the readers give it and the rating, then the story.
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Last updated: 2001-03-25
Mario is having a party with some
of his friends and they were having a great time-until Bowser came along. He brought a game with him that makes Mario and
the gang suspicious. But Bowser still gets in and the next day everybody was gone! Where is everybody?
5 chapters.
Average
score:  7.6
Chapter 1 : Let's Party!
"Yo, Mario!" Luigi yelled from across the room. " Some visitors
are here to see you!" So Mario waddled across the room and opened the door. Only who to be there but," Hey buddy!" said Toad.
" Why come on in Toad!" Mario greeted. " Me and Luigi were playing a game of Golf on the 64. Wanna play?"
So
Toad walked in and played. After an hour of laughing, playing, and crying, the doorbell rang again playing that cheerful Mario
theme tune. So Mario opened the door and there was Peach. " Hi guys!" she said. " Could I play?" Mario could never put down
the royal highness, so they played Mario Kart instead.
After another hour of laughing, playing,
and crying, the doorbell rang again. This time, Donkey Kong was at the door. Since Mario could not refuse to his first gamemate,
he let him play. Now, Mario had a special Nintendo that could allow him to have 8 players at a time and could read any game.
" I think that we've played too many of the new
games," Peach said.
" But that doesn't mean we shouldn't play the old ones." So everybody decided to play a good, hearty old game of the original
Super Mario Kart, in which they all chose to be themselves.
After another hour and a half, Diddy
Kong was at the door. " Could I help you daddy?" Diddy asked. " Sure son," Donkey answered. So they all decided to play Mario
Party. About only a half an hour after that, suprisingly Bowser was at the door.
Mario convinced
everybody that Bowser was nice enough to join him in Super Mario RPG. So everyone agreed, seeing that Mario was the most prized
possession of them all. But soon Mario and the group will regret that...
Chapter 2 : The Game Machine
Bowser brought along his own game cartridge, called " Meet
Bowser in Person!" Since Bowser was the second toughest, next to Mario, everybody played it. It was a Gamecube game, the first
of its kind. When Bowser put the game into the slot and turned it on, a message came up saying " Incorrect Controller."
Bowser
chuckled as he said," Will you forgive me. But I forgot to put in the special ontroller that I made." So he reached into his
shell and pulled out a small joystick type thing. " All you have to do," he explained. " Is put your thumb at the end of the
stick and then the machine will do the rest."
Then Bowser asked for volunteers to play. Donkey
Kong merely lifted his finger and Bowser said," Thank you for volunteering." Bowser picked up Donkey Kong, and made him touch
his finger on the tip of the stick. Just then, Donkey Kong dissipeared.
" He is now playing my
virtual reality game," Bowser explained. " Anybody up for two player?" Diddy Kong raised his hand high in the air. Then Bowser
explained that Diddy and Donkey are now playing the original Donkey Kong game.
Bowser turned on
the television set. They saw Diddy at the top of the screen hucking barrels at the desperate Donkey Kong. After watching them
for 30 minutes, Bowser turned off the T.V. Diddy and Donkey appeared at Bowser's side.
" That
rocked!" said Diddy. " Yes it did son," Donkey Kong agreed. " Yes it did." After that, everybody wanted to play on Bowser's
new game. Everybody except Mario and Luigi. " I don't know but something smells a little fishy around here," Mario muttered.
Luigi reached into his pocket and pulled out a dead fish. " Is this what you mean?" he asked. " Not nessecarily Luigi," Mario
answered.
" Not nessecarily"
Chapter 3 : The Courses, Part 1
Even Peach wanted to play a game of Bowser's machine thing.
Bowser started to become very popular among the other characters. After all that, everybody had a sleepover at Mario's house,
including Bowser. But the next morning everybody was gone! After Mario had searched everywhere, he decided that they could
only be at one place: Inside the Game Machine.
" Luigi," Mario said. " I think that something
is screwed up with that game machine thing." Luigi told Mario that he agreed with him. " We must go inside that wicked game
and free the victims and destroy Bowser again," Luigi said. " Again," agreed Mario. So the two touched the tip of the stick
thing and they dissipeared.
They tumbled around in hyper space, and soon they were on flat ground.
They looked up and saw Diddy and Donkey together throwing barrels down the ramps. " Now Luigi," Mario informed his brother.
" This is the very first game I have ever starred in. All you do is jump over barrels, climb up ladders, and swing hammers.
Too complicated?"
Luigi didn't think it sounded complicated, so they set off. Mario jumped over
all of the barrels, leaving Luigi with the hammers. They finally reached the top in no time. They talked to Diddy and Donkey.
So Donkey Kong explained that Bowser has put them into different courses.
" When me and Diddy
played this game for the first time, it planted a robotic chip inside our skin. So then we would go out crazy and follow whatever
Bowser said unless somebody passed the course that we're on." Mario and Luigi understood all of this, thanked them, told them
to come with them, and they set off on their way.
Chapter 4 : The Courses, Part 2
The next course was Tennis against Peach and Toad. They chose
Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong to play this since they're actually pretty good at Tennis. They had to win only one round to win
the course. It started off with Peach serving. She hit a fast one in the right corner.
But Diddy
Kong dived to hit it over to the other side. " 15 to love!" said a Shy Guy referee. Then Peach hit one over Donkey's head
landing right on the line. Everybody cheered. " 15 to 15!" Then Diddy served. This was actually a wierd game of Tennis. He
hit it and Toad missed it for 15 more points. " 30 to 15!"
Then finally it was the final round.
" 45 to 45!" yelled the Shy Guy. This time Toad served. It hit in the center of the the court. But Donkey swung at it...HARD.
It slammed on the corner of Peach's side, bounced up, andwent into the crowed. " Donkey and Diddy win the game!"
There
were lots of BOO's and THEY CHEATED's from the crowd.Sothegang decided to go and talk to Peach. " If you lose a course," she
said. " Then you must have a course of you're own to block the other heroes who come and try to save the day." So Peach and
Toad joined the group, and all six of them set off. They then got to the last course: Bowser's course.
They
all saw him, dressed up in black, at the exit gate. He chuckled at the group. " Think that you can beat the master of yourself?"
he said. " Because I now own YOU!"
Then Peach started to hit herself with her Tennis racket. Luigi
started to use Fire Balls on himself. Diddy and Donkey started clonking each other on the head with barrels. Mario jump-kicked
himself somehow. But Toad just stood there. Bowser took a sly glance at him.
" So you're the guy
who can only have that happen to him once," he said. " But then you'll have to face ME!" The ground rumbled. " Ooopsy daisy,"
Bowser said.
" Bye bye!" Bowser fell in the floor beneath him, splashing into a pool of lava,
never to be seen again. The rest of the gang stopped doing whatever they were doing, and they all lived happily ever after.
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Chapter 1 : A Kind-of-Boring Part
Mario was in his bedroom, throwing darts at an old poster with Bowser's
head on it. Luigi walked in. " Hey, Mario," Luigi said. " There's a phone call for you." " But I never heard the phone ring,"
Mario said. " Oh, well. Might as well go along with the joke!"
So he walked down the hall to get
the telephone. He picked it up and all he heard was that extremely annoying beeping sound. Luigi came running down the stairs
and started to laugh. " I fooled you!" he exclaimed. But then he started to laugh even harder, and harder, until he started
to laugh his head off.
Luigi stepped by the door and finally laughed the most wicked laugh he
had ever heard in his life. " Bwa ha ha ha ha!" he screamed. With that Luigi unscrewed off his head to leave only the shadows
of a short, plump character running out the door. Just then another Luigi came running down the stairs ( this one is the real
one ).
Mario looked out the door, then at Luigi, the door, Luigi. "Ugh, Mario?" Luigi asked. "
Do you feel O.K?" " Did you hear that evil laugh?" Mario asked. " Of course I heard it!" Luigi exclaimed. " That's why I came
running down the stairs!" Mario thought about this for a moment.
" The figure was too short to
be Bowser," Mario said. " Not Bowser," Mario said. "It was to Bowser," Luigi said.
" Not Bowser!"
" Bowser!"
" Not Bowser!"
" Bowser!"
Just
then they heard the laugh and looked out the door. A short plump charachter came running by. Mario looked at Luigi. Luigi
looked at Mario. " There's only one person it could be," Mario said. " But it's not necessarily a person," Luigi corrected.
They just stood there for a moment and said together:
" Wario."
Chapter 2 : The Story gets a little better...
So Mario and Luigi went out to investigate. As they went
by the tennis courts, they saw Peach and Toad playing tennis. Just then, Toad hit the tennis ball right on Peaches face. "
Bwa ha ha ha ha!" he laughed, the same wicked laugh.
" Stop right there Wario!" Mario commanded.
Wario paused. " If that's the way you're gonna talk to me," Wario said. " Then that's the way I'll talk to you!" Just then,
he turned around and there Mario saw the worst thing he had ever seen in his life: Wario's face.
"
Bwa ha ha ha ha!" Wario screamed, and then he ran off.
Mario and Luigi followed. They followed
him to The Forest of Illusion. Mario had come to this place before, and to him it was the scariest place he had ever been.
But Mario had a job to do, and this was it. He traveled on behind Wario all the way to a giant
mansion: Wario's House. They say that Wario eats goombas for breakfast in there! But that doesn't matter.
Mario
stared at the giant house. " Well, what're you waiting for?" asked Luigi. " I've been in there before and I know what's like,"
Mario said. " We need to get ready."
Chapter 3 : The quite short chapter in which Mario and Luigi get
geared up...
" Let's get geared up," Mario said. So they both went rummaging
through all of their stuff. " I found a bouncy
ball," said Luigi. " What would we need that for?"
Mario asked. " Dunno," said Luigi. " It just might come in handy!" That just kept going on until they were all finished.
The
contents were:
Fire Flower
Mushroom
Star
Cape
and last and least ( we think, so far... ) the bouncy ball. "
So I guess we're all set," Luigi said. " Not so fast!" Mario said. He ran into the kitchen and found a two year old orange.
" You never know when it might come in handy!" Mario explained.
So that's the end of the kind
of short chapter.
Chapter 4 : Yoshi joins the group
So Mario and Luigi raced off to Wario's house. Just then,
Yoshi came running up. " I came to tell you," Yoshi explained," that Wario has kidnapped Peach, Toad, Kirby, and Xena, warrior
princess."
Mario and Luigi exchanged looks. " Why the heck is Xena there?" Luigi asked.
"
How the heck should I know?" Yoshi answered. " Well Xena or no Xena!" Mario screeched. " We must save Toad, Kirby, and Peach!
Are you with me?" So Luigi and Yoshi walked in the direction to Wario's house. " Wait!" Yoshi squealed.
"
You can't just leave me here can you?" Mario thought about this. " O.K. Yoshi, you can come. But under one condition," Mario
explained. " You can't be the hero of the day." Yoshi agreed, and the trio set off to Wario's house.
Chapter 5 : Saving the day
So our three heroes stepped inside. And out of all people
( or tadpoles ) who should be there? Mallow! " Hi guys!" Mallow said. " Going to fight Wario? If you are, could I come to?"
Mario agreed, since he knows Mallow has special powers.
Mallow showed them to Wario's playroom.
And there, right in front of them, was WARIO. Ooops. I had my caps lock on right there. Oh well. Luigi spotted the cages with
Peach, Kirby, Toad, and in them in the back of the giant room.
" Here goes nothing!" Luigi yelled
as he threw the ball at the cages. It bounced and broke open the cages. " Time to pay Wario," Xena muttered she jumped into
the air twelve feet and lunged at Wario. " Tallytallytallytallyhoooo!" Xena screamed. Wario casually stepped to the side as
giggled as Xena smashed against the wall.
" Time to pay, Wario," Mario said, he used every item,
except the moldy orange, and jumped at Wario. Wario again stepped to the side, and giggled as he watched Mario slam against
the wall.
" Super dooper jump kick!" Luigi said as he tried to jump-kick Wario. And again, Wario
stepped to the side and giggled as he watched Luigi smash his face against the wall.
" Can't any
of you get the pattern?" Wario said as he looked at the group on the ground. " We do!" Peach, Toad, Kirby, and Mallow yelled
together. They jumped at him, but they didn't get the pattern, either. They smashed against the wall. " Well, well, well,"
Wario muttered. " Six down, one to go." Yoshi reached into the bag and pulled out the moldy orange. " Sorry Mario," Yoshi
said.
" But I have to be the hero this time." Yoshi hucked the orange at Wario, and it hit him
right smack dab in the face. " Aaaahhhh!" Wario shrieked. " Moldy orange!" Wario sat down, cried, and turned into a yellow
mush. And Wario was finished-once and for all.
Chapter 6 : Afterword
Well,
you've heard about all that. But what happened after that? Well it starts out like this: Toad gets elected to be the new king
of the mushroom kingdom. Yoshi starts a casino next to Grate Guy's Casino, but they finally form into one big, successful
casino.
Kirby goes back to his home, where he celebrates his birthday. Mario and Peach get married
( finally! ). And Luigi gets lucky! He doesn't win money or anything but Luigi.......gets married to Xena!
So,
that's the show folks! Please clean up your garbage and no smoking in the lobby. Please exit the theater quickly and have
a nice day!
To be continued...
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It never was continued.
THE END
© Cindy and Scoundrels Inc. 2006
All Rights Reserved
(whatever the shmuck that means)
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