1. So Alex can get some Doritos in his cupboard that aren't freaking stale as heck.
2. The "Carrie has Chicken Pox" fund. Find a cure for this miserable disease.
3. The "Buy us some Talent" fund.
4. The "Buy us some more Instruments than a Guitar" fund.
5. So Alex can get a new computer besides his Compaq (Windows 1995).
6. Buy ourselves some decent recording equipment, besides "Sound Recorder" on Jeffrey's computer.
7. So we can get ourselves some more gigs, such as playing around campfires at parties.
8. The "Fix Jeffrey's Nose" fund.
9. We need some burnable CDs to put our next album on. This is for all you listeners out there.
10. To replace that ipod that I have no idea where it is.
11. Christmas presents.
12. Birthday presents.
13. Easter presents.
14. Valentines presents.
15. Just-bein-nice presents.
16. So we can keep all our songs on one site because we already are taking up like 50% of the space with the 8 "songs" on here. The money would allow us to have a slightly better website, for all you listeners out there. This is for you, *'s.
17. Because we spent hours out on a freaking dock strumming a freaking guitar with a crappy freaking tape recorder making songs (for you, the listener)!

Send your donations to:

Jeffrey A. Zimm's household

they'll know what to do, cause we're so famous and all

donations may include:

1. money
2. women
3. cookies
4. chips
5. non-alcoholic beverages
6. drivers licenses
7. gas
8. guns
9. trains
10. planes
11. automobiles
12. anything you darn well please (cept we*d)